Did you here the one about the spiteful dendrite....

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Did you here the one about the spiteful dendrite....

Postby Aemilius » 03 Dec 2014, 04:47

....it had an axon to grind.
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Re: Did you here the one about the spiteful dendrite....

Postby MountainGnome » 11 Dec 2014, 22:17

Wow lol.

Speaking of the human body, what do you call someone with only a nose, and no body? Nobody nose...

What do you call a sad coffee? Depresso. I knew someone who used to always make it using holy water. How do you get holy water, you might ask? Simple, you boil the hell out of it.

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Re: Did you here the one about the spiteful dendrite....

Postby treegod » 11 Dec 2014, 22:21

That last one's good. :-)

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Re: Did you here the one about the spiteful dendrite....

Postby Ruth-Ann » 28 Mar 2015, 02:10

I LOVE these jokes...but am not clever enough to submit one :shrug: ....please oh Bards of Good Humor, please tell us more!!! :yay:

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Re: Did you here the one about the spiteful dendrite....

Postby Skogsvandrare » 28 Mar 2015, 05:51

What do you call a fluffy bunny vegetarian? Quorn flake...
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Re: Did you here the one about the spiteful dendrite....

Postby Squirrel.Boughsong » 06 Feb 2016, 23:11

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

The tame way! :huh:


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