Some guidance for all the Ikea fans :)

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Some guidance for all the Ikea fans :)

Postby Aylyn » 25 Aug 2015, 20:27

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Re: Some guidance for all the Ikea fans :)

Postby Heddwen » 25 Aug 2015, 20:58


Haha! I love it. I especially liked number 4. I think that it's something that we can all identify with....very clever!

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Re: Some guidance for all the Ikea fans :)

Postby Weatherwax » 25 Aug 2015, 21:56

hahaha GOLDEN!

I recently had a 3 hour wrestle with a bedside table from IKEA. there's a lock involved and no matter how much I tried (I tried to fit the door 8 times or so, from each side) the lock didn't fit. So instead of HEXING, I let it go and said I'd do it another day. I'm using it sans-bolt for the last three months because my sanity. :)
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Re: Some guidance for all the Ikea fans :)

Postby Whitemane » 25 Aug 2015, 22:07

Oh lol :-)
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Re: Some guidance for all the Ikea fans :)

Postby Northwind » 01 Dec 2015, 10:52

:D

i once saw this amazing one-picture comic - i believe it was German, about a priest who had bought a crucifix at Ikea. the cross and Jesus were delivered seperately, meaning, he had to nail Jesus to the cross, himself

most brilliant thing ever :-)
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Re: Some guidance for all the Ikea fans :)

Postby winterfire » 01 Dec 2015, 18:41

Oh, just found this, hilarious! We could have done with this guidance when we were setting up home in the 70s. It was mfi furniture then, their evil demons used to miss out screws from the packs, or include random ones that didn't fit anywhere, or drill holes where no screw could go...I could continue, but the panic is returning. Aaaargh!

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Re: Some guidance for all the Ikea fans :)

Postby Scylla » 31 May 2016, 14:15

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:
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Re: Some guidance for all the Ikea fans :)

Postby winterfire » 31 May 2016, 14:38

Oh, just had to read it again! Shared it with daughter this time. Giggle giggle shriek lol :-)


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