Turnabout Knock-Knock Is Fair Play.

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Turnabout Knock-Knock Is Fair Play.

Postby Squirrel.Boughsong » 06 Feb 2016, 22:32

This Knock-Knock is really for those who would rather cause extreme chaos and confusion than to tell an actual Knock-Knock joke. I would advise that you try this on either someone with a sense of humor, or someone you do not want to talk to for awhile.

Simply ask the intended target: "Do you want to hear a knock-knock Joke, it's the best one ever!".
(I would suggest a sly tone rather than enthusiastic, is anybody really that excited about knock-knock's?)
When the target agrees, drop this on them: "Alright, go ahead and start the knock-knock joke!"
(For that part I WOULD suggest enthusiasm, it get them to start without thinking.)

Have you detected the fatal flaw yet?

Try running it through your head as if I just asked you to start the joke, I'll wait.

Who's there?

You did not hear this from Squirrel! :innocent:
Have fun with it, I found it most amusing.

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Re: Turnabout Knock-Knock Is Fair Play.

Postby Journey » 22 Apr 2016, 19:41

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Re: Turnabout Knock-Knock Is Fair Play.

Postby Heddwen » 25 Apr 2016, 10:23

:-) It's a cracker!

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Re: Turnabout Knock-Knock Is Fair Play.

Postby Acacia » 25 Apr 2016, 11:06

LOVE it! *chuckling heartily*

Must try it out on someone!!

:-) :-) :-)
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