Pub Crawl: The Search for Balance

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Post by Merlyn » 15 Feb 2005, 22:01

I knew old Gladys was spikin' the knoblins' glob! :-)

Now if I can just get that alligator to let go of the Dryad!

Peace and balance :wink:
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Dyro, Dduw, dy nawdd;
ac yn nawdd, nerth;
ac yn nerth, ddeall;
ac yn neall, gwybod;
ac o wybod, gwybod yn gyfiawn;
ac o wybod yn gyfiawn ei garu;
ac o garu, caru Duw.
Duw a phob daioni.

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Post by Kat Lady » 15 Feb 2005, 22:46

EarthWard wrote: Kat Lady. Again she had suffered the indignity of doing something very unladylike with bodily fluids as she wiped the drool from her mouth with her napkin.
Yeah! Whats with all of the Kat fluids in these crawls anyway!!!!

This was fun Earthward! You made us proud! :yay: :clap:
If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.--Mark Twain


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Post by frank » 15 Feb 2005, 23:56

Wow, I'd like to thank the committee for this wonderful spirit award, and...

Anyway, I'm still trying to figure out how you all started in the Druid's Head and ended up in the Duck, especially when half of you weren't drinking... That was a pretty impressive collective hallucination. Ya know, it put everything that happened to Carlos Casteneda to shame. It really did!

Also, I should point out that Gladys was hallucinating about the cops, so I really don't know who (or what) trashed the place.

Have fun getting it all straightened out.

Oh yeah. I suppose I'd better help with the cleanup....

Frank reaches out and grabs the alligator's tail. With two quick shakes, he turns it into an alligator handbag, which he presents to the dryad with a bow.

Together, hand in hand, they head back to his grove.....


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Post by greymore » 16 Feb 2005, 00:41

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Post by Wolfwalker » 16 Feb 2005, 03:06

okay... who's turn is it to start the next one? Any volunteers? Intrepid curious types who don't care about risking the life and limb of a multitude of others on some loony ramble anywhere the imagination can take us? Next crawl to start by the weekend... it's a long winter we have to kill off...
BB. Peter
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